Does your name fit you?

This is something i cekau from my frenster bulletin….really funny…but is it really true??

> A: Gorgeous
> B: Loves people
> C: Best Smile
> D: Has one of the best personalities ever
> E: Freakin’ beautiful eyes!
> F: wild and crazy, people adore you
> G: Never let people tell you what to do
> H: Easy to fall in love with
> I: Loves to kiss
> J: Freaking Rowdy
> K: Really silly
> L: REALLY easy to fall in love with
> M: makes dating fun
> N: the best gf/bf you could ever ask 4
> O: Is a freak in bed
> P: Popular with all types of people
> Q: A hypocrite
> R: great girlfriend/boyfriend
> S: Lives life for fun
> T: GREAT kisser
> U: gets blamed for everything
> V: Not judgmental
> W: Very broad minded
> X: Never let people tell you what to do
> Y: Loved by everybody
> Z: Lives life for fun

So…i am ..

S-Lives life for fun

Y-Loved by everybody

A – Gorgeous

F – wild and crazy, people adore you

I – Loves to kiss

Z – Lives life for fun

A- Gorgeous

I got 2 for “gorgeous” and “lives life for fun“…… hahahahaha!!!! i guess this name thingy is rite! Wahaahah!!!!

 

Big Girls Dont Cry….

Yeah…big Girls dont cry!!!!!! Be strong!

Da Da Da Da
The smell of your skin lingers on me now
You’re probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection baby
To be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, Serenity[CHORUS:]
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It’s personal, myself and I
We’ve got some straightenin’ out to do
And I’m gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I’ve got to get a move on with my life
It’s time to be a big girl now
And big girls don’t cry
Don’t cry
Don’t cry
Don’t cryThe path that I’m walking
I must go alone
I must take the baby steps ’til I’m full grown, full grown
Fairytales don’t always have a happy ending, do they?
And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay[CHORUS]Like the little school mate in the school yard
We’ll play jacks and uno cards
I’ll be your best friend and you’ll be my Valentine
Yes you can hold my hand if you want to
‘Cause I want to hold yours too
We’ll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds
But it’s time for me to go home
It’s getting late, dark outside
I need to be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, Serenity

[CHORUS]

La Da Da Da Da Da

Eat to live..or live to eat??

I weighed myself on a super-duper accurate digital scale and i almost choked myself to death! I weigh about 65++. Im back to my 60++ league again!!! Im 155cm and weighing 65++,what else can i say. IM HEADING TO OBESEVILLE !Aagain!Thanx to my luxurious 2 months sem break, i`ve put on few (ok, ALOT) kilos on my weight scale. At first, i thought i was having my fatday but it seems to me that everyday is fatday since 3 weeks ago. And i didnt even bother to do something about it either.

I was on low carb diet back then which mean i reduced on rice intake. It worked. 2 years ago, i weighed 72 kilos and i was diagnosed with cholestrol problem. so my mum put me under strict diet. No rice, no bread, no sugary bevarages….in 6 months, i managed to shade 9 kilos. And my cholestrol level was back to normal. After that, i started to consume carbs again, but in small portion and under my mum supervision. But suprisingly, i managed to shade few more kilos after that. Huhuhuh…but that was a year ago. As soon as i started Uni life, everything went out of control. No more small portion carbs intake. Since my campus dont allow students to cook, so everthing must tapau from the cafe.

First few month…”Uncle,tapau separuh!” But months later ” Uncle..tapau penuh!” Considering that i was in my 50++ league, so i ate lyk i never ate before ( coz my mum not watching). Plus, a dear friend of mine, cum my roommate (i always merempat 8 her place) shares the same hobby as mine..EATING! So every week, we stuffed our room with junkies and maggies. And as a reward after a busy week, we treated ourselves with KFC and MDC every weekends. Nice hor???

At the end of the day, i put on another few kilos and she didnt. Why??Because she`s a Sport Science student, and she had this 2.4 km LSD ( long slow distance) twice a week while i stuck in my room napping. And thanx to my low metabolism, everything that i ate goes to my lower body portion. The more i eat, the more ducky-figure i become. When reality hit me, i started dieting again. And until 2 months ago, i get to keep myself in the 50++ league..but now…*Sigh*

When will i ever learnt??

I dont want to go back!!!!!!!!

My sem break is almost over….next week i`ll be flying back to KK. And i dont wanna go!!!!!! Im gonna miz everything….my tv,my room,my cats,my parents, my mama`s cookings…huwaa!!!!i really reallly realllllllllyyy dont want to go back to kk….

Im counting the days.Yesterday,my mum forced me to start packing my stuffs. Now, i only have a pair of jeans and few t shirts left in my closet ( and undies too) Suddenly, i feel lyk a prisoner who is about to be executed. I keep on telling myself..”This gonna be my last Saturday in Miri” and i bet i`ll be telling me the same thing 2moro…*sigh* My room looks empty now. As empty as my soul ( cewah!) …. I really dont want to go….!!!!

What day is your day today????

Yea eyea…everybody knows that we have 7 days in a week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday(just in case you dont know). But the question is WHAT DAY IS YOUR DAY TODAY????

-bad hair day-  you woke up this morning and found your usually-easy-to-manage hair turned into einstein-freaky-super-duper-frizzy. No matter how long you spent in front of the mirror,styling and re styling your hair,applying leave on conditioner, or maybe shampooing and re shampooing your hair, it still turned out the same, frizzy or maybe too oily as if you just dipped your head in oil. Worse, you have an important event such as important meeting,important presentation, important interview or important outing with important friends ( you get what i mean right?)  and you want to look your best. But your hair just wont let you.

-fat day- on a casual outing with your friends or boyfriend, you probably want to dress as casual as possible but still fashionable. So you choose to wear your favourite pair of jeans ( which usually makes you look slimmer and taller) and simple white top. Everything went nicely except when you head to the mirror, all you can see is your tummy looks a bit ( or alot) bulging aka BOROI. And from side, you have the muffin top look. ( read : geleber) And suddenly, you had flashbacks that play like slideshows on hi speed mode replaying “ You ate a whole box of large pizza for dinner last nite” episode. And you turn around and you can see your butt is as big as the elephant`s!!!

p/s:- eventhough it is just your mind playing tricks on you..and the effect is only temporary,but its really scary….really!!!

-simply a bad day- waking up at the wrong side of the bad , feeling cranky and drousy, you had to drag yourself to shower, only to find that the water supply was interrupted. On the breakfast table, you had a couple of burnt toast ( the toaster`s fault!), unsweetened cup of coffee just because your housemate had used all your sugar on the shelf to bake her stupid cake and forgot (or intentionally forgot) to buy a new one to replace it. It was raining cats and dogs outside and your housemate( again) took your umbrella ( ela ela ey ey) and left you hers ( because it is broken).And when u reached office/class, you found yourself stuck with tons of paperwork/assignments(where did all that come from?) …..and the list of “bad day” stuff goes on and on throughout the day……..

Life saver : Ignore all the work and get a new housemate.!!

-Lucky Day- This is totally opposite with the one that i wrote above. Everything went smoothly with pleasant suprises ( winning lottery tickets, cute guy calling you asking you out etc etc) . THis is the day where your hair look great, you yourself look great, your body look great, you feel great……

-Boring day- Just like all the other days. You go through your day like a programmed robot. Each and every step you take is predictable ….Yawnnn!!! Boriiiiiiinnnggggg!!!!!!!!

-Kelam Kabut Day- Everything kelam kabut…..you take your bath kelam kabut….you put on ur clothes, kelam kabut…eat2 also kelam kabut…..drive also kelam kabut. Some times, even to po po ( read : berak) oso kelam kabut….no syiok!

My Blog Is Rated~!

 

Wahahaha!!! Eh, my blog clean what! Tsk Tsk Tsk! Kasi malu company saja!

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

sex (2x)

ass (1x)

Aiyarkk!!!!!!!!!!! Where got!!!!!

Kids say the darnest thing……

This morning, I became my aunt chaffeur and took her from bank to bank. ( something to do with her EPF thingy) . So, a little cousin of mine, Najla, came with us. I was so like…ooo ouhh!! Not that she`s a naughty sort of kid, just that she a very curious type. I mean VEEERRRRYYYYY CURIOUSSSSSSSS!!! The Why-Why game is never ending everytime she`s around. As soon as she got into the car, she looked at me ( more like studying me from head to toe, just that since im driving, she cant really see my toe) And there popped the very first question of the day.

 “Kak Amoi, kenak kitak sik pakey sumpin?tinga kitak sumbat dah ka?” (Kak Amoi, why aren`t you wearing earrings? Have your earrings hole already blocked ?)

So, patiently, i answered ” Sik, kamek malas mok pakey sumpin ritok” ( No, i just dont feel like wearing earrings today) .

 And she sat quietly at the backseat after that. Ok…i managed to handle her first question quite successfully. Yeah Me! So i drove my aunt to KWSP and she told me that she wont take long. So i waited in the car, with this little cuzzie of mine. As soon as my aunt got out of the car………..she started to bash me with so many questions ! and left me dizzy to answer …

“Kak Amoi, kenak kitak ada handbag?” ( Kak Amoi, why do u have handbag?)

“Kak Amoi, apa ya?? ( Kak Amoi, what is that?) -while pointing at coinbox i had in the car.

“Kak Amoi, kenak kitak pakey cermin mata itam? ( Kak Amoi, why are you wearing sunglasses?)

“Kak Amoi, kenak kitak pakey cincin kat jarik tok?” (Kak Amoi, why are you wearing your ring on this finger?”

“Kak Amoi, kitak sik sekolah gik ka ?( Kak Amoi, you dont go to school anymore?)

After a while, i saw my aunt walking down the stair. IM SAVED! Then my aunt asked me to drive her to Maybank. When we reached the bank, there was no empty parking space, i ended up waiting in the car,with her….again!!!!!!!!!!This time, she jumped into the front seat and started ramsacking my handbag. She took out my perfume bottle ( which i carry with me all the time)

“Apa tok???Kamek maok!( What is this??? I want!) 

“Apa tok kak amoi??” ( What is this??) – while sqeezing my Mr Boroi.

 my Mr Boroi, the other victim

She “inspected” each and every item that i had in my bag. My eyeliner, my hairband, my lips gloss, my compact powder…..everything! Even my wallet…..! where she found a picture in it. A picture of a guy…who is actually a dear friend of mine. ( really, he`s just a friend) . There came soalan cepumas

” Gambar sapa tok??  boyfren kitak ka? “( Whose picture is this? Your boyfriend?)  And i stupidly explained to her as if she would understand. She gave me this sweet yet meaningful smile…

“Kak Amoi, bila kitak mok phaten?” (Kak Amoi, when are you going to get married?)

Which left me speechless and dumbfounded………………..Gulps!

 najla in action….!

 

 caught red handed!

FYI : *sumpin – earrings

          * phaten – pengantin ( which mean kahwin to her)

P/s:- Im the youngest in the family, so im not so good in handling little kids…especially the curious one like her…… But i did my best and i`d given her the best answer possible to each and every question of hers… “Kamek sik tauk ” ( I dont know)

Men…so hard to please..

This wat i found in my inbox…really interesting

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!

She says……

I must say,we human are very unique creature. Eventhough we come from the same species ( biologically) , we dont have this special i-understand-what-you-want-and-want-u-need link between us. Especially between these 2 sub species, male and female. (Guys..pay attention on this as i am about to reveal woman`s most sacred secrets)  (and for you girls out there…pliz dont kill me.im just trying to help)

When she says……..                         What she means………………..

” I miss you” – she really misses you and she`s expecting you to say “I miss you too”.( so you better say it before you trigger the World War III)

“I Love You” – you belong to each other and you better stop checking out other girls,be it in front of her or behind her back.

” Im sorry ” ( part 1) - she`s really sorry.

“Im sorry” (part 2) – lets end this stupid argument and live happily ever after.

“Im sorry” (part3) – You better say that you sorry too and admit that its all your fault instead of blaming her or else…….%^&&*&%^^$##$@@$^ la you!

“Do you remember what day is today?” – its your special day….your anniversary?her birthday?her mum`s birthday?her sister`s birthday?or her cat`s birthday? on your next pay, get yourself an organizer.

“Its my birthday” -” get me a nice and expensive present you stupid! “

” Are you busy, honey?” - “Damn! Dont tell me that you`re busy with other chick! ^%$^#$^$& la!”

“What am i to you? ” - “Im your GREATEST GOOD you`ll ever had so start to treat me like one!”

“Please listen to me” – “You better shut your %#$%&^&$@#!@##$ mouth up and listen!”

“honey…im late” - “You know what happened.Dont give me your innocent face.Im pregnant !”

“We need to talk” – She talks, you listen.

So now…pliz learn how to treat your girl rite..

You have put on weight?? Noo… You Got to be Kidding..!

Why people lie just to make other people feel good? I know the intention is good, but hey, face the fact. If she looks like a cow,wearing a ridiculous tube dress, just say it. Its better to let her know, rather than letting her be seen in public looking like that. People will talk behind her back and that will hurt her really badly if she found out. But its easy to talk the talk but not walk the walk. ( I know…i know)

Life`s like that. Honesty hurts….truth hurts. So people want to play safe, and lie instead of telling the truth. I remembered one time, during my Geology dinner, i thought i looked good.REALLY! I was wearing this knee length dress, and heels. And when i looked at myself ( that time) , i remembered saying…”Damn girl, you look hot!” And i have a bunch of my friends nodding in aprroval. Four months later,that was yesterday, i looked at the photos that i took during the dinner and to my suprise…i realized that I LOOKED LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN in that dress…! And i was wondering, if i really looked like that, why didn`t my friends be kindly enough to tell me that??Not that im accusing them as a liar..Just that i was hoping that they would tell me…about the “pregnant-look’ im carrying.

 But when i come to think about it again, if there was a friend who would tell me that on that day… I am so sure that i would be very pissed off (to her/him) and end up wearing that dress too no matter what. Regrets always come later. So what makes the difference? I think maybe that is why they didnt tell me in first place…Ahahahaha! And if i were them…i`d do the same too…Huhuhuhuhuhhuhu!

The point is..people want to hear what they want to hear but only will blame other if what they got is not exactly like what they want. People…so hard to please…..

 P/s :- Ignore the heavy acces. I didnt even know that i was thinking!