What day is your day today????

Yea eyea…everybody knows that we have 7 days in a week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday(just in case you dont know). But the question is WHAT DAY IS YOUR DAY TODAY????

-bad hair day-  you woke up this morning and found your usually-easy-to-manage hair turned into einstein-freaky-super-duper-frizzy. No matter how long you spent in front of the mirror,styling and re styling your hair,applying leave on conditioner, or maybe shampooing and re shampooing your hair, it still turned out the same, frizzy or maybe too oily as if you just dipped your head in oil. Worse, you have an important event such as important meeting,important presentation, important interview or important outing with important friends ( you get what i mean right?)  and you want to look your best. But your hair just wont let you.

-fat day- on a casual outing with your friends or boyfriend, you probably want to dress as casual as possible but still fashionable. So you choose to wear your favourite pair of jeans ( which usually makes you look slimmer and taller) and simple white top. Everything went nicely except when you head to the mirror, all you can see is your tummy looks a bit ( or alot) bulging aka BOROI. And from side, you have the muffin top look. ( read : geleber) And suddenly, you had flashbacks that play like slideshows on hi speed mode replaying “ You ate a whole box of large pizza for dinner last nite” episode. And you turn around and you can see your butt is as big as the elephant`s!!!

p/s:- eventhough it is just your mind playing tricks on you..and the effect is only temporary,but its really scary….really!!!

-simply a bad day- waking up at the wrong side of the bad , feeling cranky and drousy, you had to drag yourself to shower, only to find that the water supply was interrupted. On the breakfast table, you had a couple of burnt toast ( the toaster`s fault!), unsweetened cup of coffee just because your housemate had used all your sugar on the shelf to bake her stupid cake and forgot (or intentionally forgot) to buy a new one to replace it. It was raining cats and dogs outside and your housemate( again) took your umbrella ( ela ela ey ey) and left you hers ( because it is broken).And when u reached office/class, you found yourself stuck with tons of paperwork/assignments(where did all that come from?) …..and the list of “bad day” stuff goes on and on throughout the day……..

Life saver : Ignore all the work and get a new housemate.!!

-Lucky Day- This is totally opposite with the one that i wrote above. Everything went smoothly with pleasant suprises ( winning lottery tickets, cute guy calling you asking you out etc etc) . THis is the day where your hair look great, you yourself look great, your body look great, you feel great……

-Boring day- Just like all the other days. You go through your day like a programmed robot. Each and every step you take is predictable ….Yawnnn!!! Boriiiiiiinnnggggg!!!!!!!!

-Kelam Kabut Day- Everything kelam kabut…..you take your bath kelam kabut….you put on ur clothes, kelam kabut…eat2 also kelam kabut…..drive also kelam kabut. Some times, even to po po ( read : berak) oso kelam kabut….no syiok!

~ by amoidewa on June 27, 2007.